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What’s Alex Heap really like?

Some say he’s a good man with good moral fibre. Other’s say
he once drowned a grandmother in a big cup of of hot chocolate because he
overheard her say ‘expresso’ not ‘espresso’.

You decide.

 

Is it true that the future of StafCo has been saved
thanks to the genius of a local digital marketing guru who was once the 4th
most listened to man on radio in the Burnley area?

Yes, this is true.

 

Why should I trust StafCo?

You know that Somalian goat farmer that first chewed a
coffee bean and discovered it gave him a burst of energy and decided to harvest
the crop and thus create one of the biggest global trade commodities humanity
has ever seen? Well, Alex really likes goats so there’s a clear synergy there
and a deep-routed coffee authenticity which should not be ignored.

 

Does Alex Heap smell good?

Like heaven on legs.

 

Has that ex-radio legend/digital marketing guru (as mentioned
previously) spent too much time on this joke when in fact he should be using
the time to develop the new website?

Oh god yeah, it’s a massive waste of time. But it all counts
towards the word-count which he’ll be invoicing for.